{"id":23249,"date":"2024-09-16T22:35:08","date_gmt":"2024-09-16T20:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sashs-blog.de\/wordpress\/?p=23249"},"modified":"2024-12-06T12:53:15","modified_gmt":"2024-12-06T10:53:15","slug":"das-spaetzle-erzaehlt-einen-witz-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sashs-blog.de\/wordpress\/2024\/09\/16\/das-spaetzle-erzaehlt-einen-witz-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Das Sp\u00e4tzle erz\u00e4hlt einen Witz (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Eine Kirsche ist im 12. Stockwerk und will ins 10.<br \/>Eine Kirsche ist im 10. Stockwerk und will ins 12.<br \/>Was passiert, wenn sie sich im Aufzug im 11. Stock treffen?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sie explodieren, weil Kirschen aus unterschiedlichen St\u00e4dten sich bek\u00e4mpfen.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eine Kirsche ist im 12. Stockwerk und will ins 10.Eine Kirsche ist im 10. Stockwerk und will ins 12.Was passiert, wenn sie sich im Aufzug im 11. Stock treffen? Sie explodieren, weil Kirschen aus unterschiedlichen St\u00e4dten sich bek\u00e4mpfen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}","footnotes":""},"categories":[2425],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sashs-blog.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sashs-blog.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sashs-blog.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sashs-blog.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sashs-blog.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23249"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sashs-blog.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23303,"href":"https:\/\/www.sashs-blog.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23249\/revisions\/23303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sashs-blog.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sashs-blog.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sashs-blog.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}